Cat Stuff

• Cats are lactose intolerant.
• Cats cannot taste anything sweet.
• Cats only meow to humans.
• Cats sleep 70% of their lives.
• Cats have a powerful memory.

Cat joke

Why are cats so good at video games?

Because they have 9 lives, of course!

Dog Stuff

• Dogs sweat through their feet.
• Dogs can smell your feelings.
• Dogs can detect human illness.
• Dogs have incredible hearing.
• Dogs have ear mobility.

Dog joke

I can't take my dog down to the local pond anymore, because the ducks keep attacking him.

It's my fault for choosing a pure bread dog.

Owl Stuff

• Female owls are bigger than males.
• Owls can rotate their heads almost all the way around.
• Owls do sleep standing up.
• Owls are covered in extremely soft feathers that provide insulation during cold temperatures.
• Owls range in size from teeny-tiny to large and imposing.

Owl joke

What do you call a magical owl?

HOOOO-Dini!